Dried up like a cornflake

The above picture is of your typical group of Long Island Guys.

Last night me and a few members of my family went out in Rockville Centre - which for you asshats out there is IN Long Island.

Yea that above picture is is what I was looking at or dealing with or night. Long Island guys are in a sense like Brooklyn guys. I deem them "Guido Lite" same bad taste just less filling.

My Aunt says that these guys make your puss puss "dry up like a cornflake"

She's right. If I had to deal with this on a daily basis I would never have sex and it would dry up like a cornflake.

I have no idea how the girls here stand it. Well I guess they lived with it so long they accept their fate. Though most of them are the female version of them. They're just "Guidette Lite" same bad taste with no filling.

hats off to them