This is all sorts of wrong. I mean seriously you are just asking for a blog post by wearing this shit. Seamed stockings with mom jean shorts? Oh man its just too easy.
Say it with me, you are retarded.
I get it, you're thinking you're all sexy with short shorts and seamed stockings. Let me explain where this went wrong.
#1 You're seams aren't straight
#2 You're wearing mom jean shorts
#3 You're wearing shorts with stockings
#4 (which is not seen in this photo) you are wearing FUCKING FLATS.
Flats fucking suck. End of discussion. Anyone who knows me or reads this knows I have no respect for flats. I live in heels (duh how could you not?) You know this one looked in a mirror thinking she looked all cute. I'm sure to a hipster douchebag she did (but do you want to really want to be cute to a dipster??) Ugh the seams aren't straight and you have a flat ass in mom jeans.
Stockings with seams must always be straight. ALWAYS. And they are to be worn with a dress and heels. That's the only way to rock them, with a sexy, secretary-like dress and 3-4" heels.
You, wierdo chick where I got my salad the other day really pissed me off. I almost didn't eat my lunch. Almost.
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