Oh middle America

Stop freaking out about Adam Lambert. Like you didn't know....HE'S GAY. He's gay you ask? Yes he's gay. He kisses boys, he entertains you with his American idol like pop music. He fakes fellatio on the AMA's...Like TOTALLY GAY.

Why are you freaking out? So he kissed a boy (and he liked it! maybe the other guy tasted like cherry chapstick?) Be more pissed about the fact that his voice sucked, that the song is mediocre and that the performance was all over the place.

Get a grip people, you liked it when Madonna kissed Britney and Christina. Yes, yes I know girls kisses are hot but puh-leeze its 2009 some men like to fuck eachother.

Get the fuck over it. I'm sick of fucking hearing about it.

Oh and P.S. gay community, Adam is not a good representative for you, he was on American Idol and more importantly I think he is an idiot and went the totally wrong way with his album. Just sayin'

She's just not that into him

I was reading on another site (AOL to be exact) an interview with Charlize Theron.

This is what she says:

You've said that you and Stuart won't marry until gays are also granted the right to marriage. Are you planning to stick to that?
I do. I think if we ever have children, I would want my children to look at that as an example of choice and how important that is to live your life and not just talk, because talk is cheap. But to live your life in a way that really speaks volumes to what you believe in. I've already once lived in a country where certain people got certain things and certain people didn't, and I refuse to live in another country that does that. I will not take part in a ceremony that right now is not available to everybody.

I just think after 8 years she's just not that into him and is waiting for something better to come along. I mean, I married my man after 5 years and didn't say "no, because gays can't get married" Also, is she just saying that because that is a big hot topic now?

Listen i am ALL for gay rights. I truly am, what the fuck do I care who anyone wants to marry? None actually. I have plenty of gay boyfriends that will back me up. If you truly love someone and want to be with them forever and ever and have babies within the white picket fence, you do it no matter what else is going on in the world.

Why? because I said so. But seriously, if you love someone enough that you can't breath without them you marry them no matter what. You do not just hang around with them for Eight... long....years.....

So Stuart, I think its time to find someone that wants to marry you for you, and not a political statment.

what say you? feel free to post in the comments...and if I disagree I will totally delete them. Yes this is america, but I run a communist regime on this blog.