I don't ever want that in my mouth again.

That's what she said. hahahahahahaha

No, wait, it's not a post like that. At all. I promise.

This morning I didn't want to eat anything what I really wanted was an Odwalla vanilla protein drink. The Duane Reade on the corner doesn't carry that so I think OK I will get a Go Naked drink. It was a protein drink was white so I thought "OK - I'll try it how bad can it be? It should be the same no?"

NO. Capital N - O. I took a sip and the moment the chalky sweet milky like liquid hit my taste buds I immediately wanted to throw up. It was horrible, disgusting. I rather eat a steak than drink that liquid shit ever again.

I once had to drink barium sulfate for an Upper GI and that tasted better.

But I thought, maybe I'm a little hungover - i mean I didn't feel hungover, but maybe my taste buds were off so I threw it in the fridge, went out did a bunch of errands and went to work then came back hours later. I decided let me give it another chance.

Good thing I was standing over the sink because I spit it immediately out the moment it hit my tongue.

Oh god I don't know how anyone could drink that. It was vile.

I don't ever want that in my mouth again.