Oh this is too easy

Wanna be Angelina Jolie was asked by Cosmo what scares her to which she replied:

"Every time I go on stage. Instant diarrhea."

Yea of the mouth bitch!

Please shut the fuck up. No one, and I mean no one likes to hear the word "diarrhea"

Oh no Oh no Oh no

I just had two Megan Fox posts one right after the other. Shit Shit Shit. I need a new post.....Just to break it up and for my sanity...

Anyone see the Marc Jacobs show this fashion week? Its much worse than the ad....check it out here...

and if you like it shoot yourself in the head twice. One for you and one for me. Seriously, if I see anyone wearing anything from this show on the streets of NYC, I will stop you where you stand and berate you until you cry for mommy.