Single life lesson #15

Every single woman in their thirties should sleep with an early twenties hottie.

There are a few reasons for this:

#1 they are not looking for a relationship, just sex (which is all we really need at the end of the day right?)

#2 they are easily trained

#3 they have fantastic stamina and endurance

Case in point. I have had the pleasure of having fun with a 24 year old. What he lacks in quality he gains back in quantity. I mean really 3 times in a night and the next morning with only 15 minutes of rest in between? What men our age can do that?

But you may say, really quantity over quality? Well that is when we revert back to reason #2 - they are easily trained (boy are they!) They want to learn how to make you (well you and the rest of the girls their sleeping with) feel good as well. They are very quick learners and don't get all bent out of shape when you try to explain what they need to do for you to "come to the party" as well. Because at the end of the day they know they are young, hot, can go numerous times on end and if they can get you off as well.... well they then become a gift from god.

So get out there and find yourself an early twenties hottie.

Trust me you'll thank me. And if for some reason you don't go see a therapist because there is something wrong with you.

Happy Hunting!

Oh and p.s. if you don't get what "come to the party" means your an idiot.