The person in the middle seat douchebag.My Aunt posed this question to me tonight. She was on a plan from JFK to San Jose Wednesday night and was stuck in the god forsaken middle seat.
These are the facts:
- Window seat has a nice view and its own armrest PLUS can lean up against the wall and sleep
- Aisle seat has better access to get the fuck up and its own armrest
- Middle seat is screwed because its stuck between (more often than not) two smelly fat people
If im in the middle seat, I take both armrests. Fuck you douches on either side of me. My Aunt had to play the game of sharing the armrest or taking over the armrest and dealing with an annoying fuck that wouldn't stop moving next to her.
I would have taken the armrest over and given them both the "yea these are mine" look. Thats what you have to do when you are dealing with fucktards.
The middle seat is fucked. The least you can do if you are on either side of them is give up the armrest. Let them have some comfort.
Life lesson # 33 bitches
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