Single life lesson #45

Men love fishnet stockings. And I mean love fishnet stockings.

This past Thursday night, I go to see my favorite boy for one last meet before the holidays. To ensure that he thinks about our last night of the year together for the next month (we are both going on holiday) I decide to put out all the stops; A leather rag and bone dress which can only be taken off by someone other than yourself as it is a full back zip black suede booties and fishnets.

Now, I only wore the fishnets because they were the only clean stockings I had. I thought it would be all about the leather dress, I mean who doesn't love a leather dress?? It was mid thigh quality leather sleeveless...But no, it was all about the fishnets.

I was told to shower and come back out only wearing the fishnets and boots.

I have another boy (second favorite) who has requested I bring several pairs of fishnets and heels with me when I see him over the holidays.

Who knew fishnets were so popular?

I spoke to a few people on this and we came up with one reason: They are dirty, not unclean dirty but sexy dirty. Fishnets are not what their moms are wearing (they opt for old lady black opaque tights) they are worn by sexy women, hookers, escorts, women who seemingly know what they are doing in the sack. Even the fuglyst girl could get laid if she wore fishnets. You say no? Well put on a pair and see what happens, I'll bet $1,000 that you have a 10 times better chance on getting fucked.

Here's another tidbit my hairdresser told me, get cheap ones, so that when they get ripped you don't whine over the money you spent.

Because the only thing sexier than fishnets are fishnets that your guy rips right before he.....well I think you get the idea.