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Umm....right now its 85 degrees and humid (its 9:45ish). When I took this picture it was - oh I don't know - 95 degrees and humid.
Today was the type of day that the term "back sweat dripping down to my ass" or "It's hot as balls out there" was invented. The moment you stepped a toe outside you started sweating.
But this chick? Apparently she is a little chilly. Let take notes:
- tight ass skinny jeans
- flannel - I repeat - flannel shirt
- closed toe booties
- scarf
A fucking scarf. A fucking scarf. Dude seriously. Today is the type of day that it should be legal to walk around naked. Or in a bathing suit. She is in a train station with a scarf! A SCARF! I can't even begin to comprehend this. Train stations are hotter than the hell on earth it is outside!
I was sweating the moment I stepped outside. If I was wearing that I would have pass the fuck out from heat stroke. There is only 3 reasons I can come up with as to why she is wearing this.
#1 She lives on the equator where its 130 degrees and humid so 95 is a tad chilly to her.
#2 She is a demon from hell and so of course she is a little cold - I mean durrr of course she would be cold if she is from hell.
#3 She fucking retarded.
If this picture was showed on Jeopardy it would go something like this:
Answer: Someone who is fucking retarded.
Jeopardy Question/Answer: Who in their right mind is wearing this shit on a NYC HEATWAVE DAY??
I am thinking that a NYC train station is beating out Hell on this one.
I have been trolling around the city all summer taking the train everywhere (well unless its late at night and I'm feeling tipsy in which case I take a cab) and have been sweating like a cow.
Now I have lived in NY my whole life and at one point this summer (last week actually) I was thinking this was the hottest summer ever. And then I realized that no it wasn't - it was a normal summer but that I wasn't used to the train station heat.
I was discussing this with my good friend Alicia (who btw is going to be missing me intensely for the next two weeks) the other day (probably last week but its just coming to mind now since it was so fucking humid today) about how this summer is so hot for me since I for the last 10 years be driven everywhere and now that I am walking or taking the train to all my destinations I'm fucking hot as hell.
To which she responded something to the affect of "well you were a princess before the past years being driven everywhere in air conditioning and now your not."
Side note - I am a fucking princess still. Anyone who has met me knows this. But I think every women should feel or be treated like a princess. Why the hell not? Geez women should be treated like the princesses (or queens) we are.
I digress. This convo and the fact that I'm fucking hot as hell got me thinking, what is hotter? Hell or a NYC train station?
I'm going with a train station. I mean you walk to the train station in 90 degree heat along with 100% humidity and then you get down to the station waiting for the train and the sweat just starts pouring. Even if you walk slow - which is what I do these days - the heat smacks you in the face the moment you get into the station.
Is it just me? I am the only one wiping sweat off my face (so sexy btw) every five seconds?
So yes NYC train stations are hotter. Only because they are no fun, you're standing there waiting - sweating - for an eternity to go to work, or going home at after a 14 hour day, or going someplace you don't want to go, or going someplace you want to go and are too cheap to take a cab.
Now, which train station is the hottest? The most hellish? Hands down the JMZ line station at city hall (chambers street.). Why you ask? That fucking train is like a 2 miles down (though probably realistically a 1/4 mile) from the surface of the earth. So its the closest to the center of the earth you can get without drilling and its FUCKING HOT AS BALLS.
