In case you were wondering (which I severely doubt you were) the VMA's SUCKED. Hugely. Like BIG DICK SUCKED.Im not even going to do a full recrap just a few hilights:
Russell Brand: Im a huge fan but he was not funny this time at all. Last year priceless. This year a watered down version of himself. Like totally half ass OR more likely, MTV took his balls away for the night.
Michael Jackson tribute: Madge, it ain't all about you. Her speech feel so faked and bitchy I was shocked people did boo her, but then her vadge would eat the hecklers. The dancers we awesome. Janet, not so much. She was (is) 30 pounds to heavy, not hitting all the dance moves and lip synced. It was more disgraceful then a tribute.
Kayne West: Is a dick, what the fuck is he doing? No one gives a shit what he thinks. STFU drink your cognac and go the fuck home, or CAPS blog. Piece of shit scaring poor Taylor Swift. Hasn't he made enough outbursts that he should be banned from all shows now????
Taylor Swift: Should have gotten cuntry on Kayne's ass
Lady Gag Me: Ugh more on her later
Beyonce: Or should I say sascha fierce?
And thats all I got.. Oh scandal! Pink and Shakira wore the same dress....who wore it better? Who the fuck do you think? The one that doesn't look like a man.
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