Just a normal conversation...At work.

You know, you spend so much time with the people that you work with that you become (sometimes) closer to them than family - the people that I work with are family. And when you get some cabin fever (especially on a gorgeous day during this week) you wind up having some wacky random conversations. This is a recap of one of these conversations.

"Can you pee when hard?"

This from my cohort in crime and my twin in post production (no names I know Mr. Lawyer)

I didn't even blink to this statement. I stopped what I was doing and thought for a hot second to then respond:

"Well yea, I mean my ex (name redacted) use to say all the time what a pain it would be to pee when he woke up in the middle of the night or the morning, because he would piss all over the place so yes you can pee when you are hard."

She then proceeded to explain, that no the question is in regards to sex, like when a guy wants to pee on you. Because if you are hard, you risk peeing in your own face and that is not the point to peeing during sex, you want to pee on someone - if you are a pee'er. Now, she didn't come up with this one on her own, someone called her and asked her this question.

What ensued was a conversation to try to figure it out. The guys we work with wanted no part of this conversation.

This is what we decided - which I came up with:

"Well, I would guess what would happen is that if you are a pee-er (is that what they are called? I have no idea) You would make out then get semi hard? And then pee on the person you are with to then proceed to fuck (and roll around in your own pee with them [- um gross!]) said person you just peed on as well as degraded because the whole peeing thing got you hard? That's what I would think"

But see this brings on a whole 'nother question. Why would you want to pee on someone? Or more importantly why would you want to be peed on? Either is gross my friends. If someone ever said to me "I want to pee on you" I'd fucking flip out call them every name in the book and throw them out of bed.

Just writing this post makes me have my stank face on. Ick, Ick, Ick, you don't pee on someone. You pee in the toilet. Or if you are super drunk and in a remote area you pop a squat. You do not - I repeat do not - pee on someone.

I'm all about kinky/dirty things in bed, but pee? Get the fuck out of here.