So, what are you burning this weekend?

A pastor - a real southern inbred redneck (but hey that's just my opinion) named Terry Johns will be burning the Koran, well wait! This just in, maybe maaybe he will burn it. He's been all over the news saying he was going to burn Korans on 9/11 to protest Islamic extremists. Now he states that he is he's praying over whether or not he will still do it.

I assume he is praying to god. You know the big man up above? So if he prays and still does burn it is he going to say that god was ok with it? That god told him too? Do you know what type of holy war this could create? I mean how genius (in some weird sadistic way) would it be if he on Saturday morning said "I prayed and prayed to the lord above and the answer I got is - I can burn this book."

Seriously if he said that I would laugh my ass off. I kinda hope he does just for the backlash.

Islamic extremists, and some regular normal everyday Muslims are threatening to burn the America flag. In protest to his protest. Now you know that is just going to cause some major drama. Mayjah Drama! I mean even people who are against him burning the Koran will get their panties in a bunch over people burning the flag.

Burning a religious tome - kinda OK. Burning an American flag - soooooo not OK.

Now even the General Petraeus is getting in on the action saying that something like this is not going to do the American soldiers in Afghanistan any favors. And he's right, I'm sure if he burns this Koran the soldiers overseas will be plenty busy this weekend.

But in all honesty all this guy wants is media attention, and if the media stopped talking about him, or not be there when he burns it so there is no video it would be the best thing to do. The media is publicizing this to such an extreme that they are to blame as much as this nitwit. I mean this fucktard wasn't even in NY on 9/11. I was! I thought I was going to die! (I truly did) you don't see me burning the Koran. Hell, I'm over 9/11.

But enough of the serious talk, what will you be burning this weekend? I posed this question to the people that I work with and we came up with a few ideas:

- A bible. Specifically little ol' blonde me burning a bible in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral
- A flag - from the commie of the dept.
- My bra (to which I responded - "my bras cost to much, and the burning of bras so ladies could hang loose killed chivalry")
- twigs and sticks from a backyard
- Kid Rock records
- Ankle raping jeans
- Anyone with ironic facial hair
- Crocs (that's all me)
- Mandals (me again)

But the winner of the "what will (or should) you be burning this weekend" discussion is... Drumroll please!

A big fat splif.