Poser

Dear Random Guy on the 1 train,

You're a poser.

You sit there with your bullring in your nose, 10 piercings in each ear, dyed blue mohawk giving every one a scary death stare that sits near you.

Do not even think for a second you phase me.

Why you ask? Why?

It's simple, I was close enough to hear what was blasting in your Bose headphones..

JLo. Yes that's right JLo, Mizz Jennifer Lopez. Waiting for tonight to be exact.

So you are a poser. You want people to think your are this tough punk fuck but yet you are just an idiot with a bull ring listening to Jennifer Lopez.

I should have pointed and laughed at you. But I was too busy fixing my makeup.

Next time I will and make sure everyone goes along with me. Becuase no one listening to that shit should be giving anyone a scary death stare.

And because bull rings are sooooo passe.