Why I Hate Hipsters

Welcome to a new daily column! Tah Dah!!

"Why I Hate Hipsters"

Every week I will pick one thing. Just one thing that I hate about hipsters. Or as I like to call them, hipster douchebags.

I figure I can get a lifetime out of this column.

Reason # 1 (and mind you this column is in no particular order)

The ankle raping jeans they wear. Simply put ankle rapers.

These guys (and girls) wear the tightest fucking jeans I have ever seen in my life. How do they get into them? How can they walk? How are they fucking comfortable???

The guys look like they have thinner legs than me, and the girls look all squished with extra meat popping off the top. Soooooo fucking sexy on both accounts.

Don't jeans so tight give you low sperm count and / or a yeast infection? I would think it would as its got to be hot in there.

The jeans they wear are hideously, ridiculously, retardedly tight and are complimented by the stupidest fucking colors in the rainbow. Not only are they raping your legs like a leech they're fucking yellow. Or purple or red.

Oh that's right, I forgot these colors are "ironic" Either that or they are the cheapest pairs onsale at American Apparel

Douchebags.