I can't believe this is true

I read in the elevator today (on the little TV from captivate) that 58% of women would give there phone number to an average joe if there is romantic music playing.

Ok, now, when I hear the term "average joe" I think ugly. And no amount of romantic music in the world would get any woman to give her number to an "average joe." Seriously. Furthermore, I would assume this would go on in a bar, and bars aren't normally playing romantic music.

What bars do though is serve alcohol. Lots of it. So I am thinking that what this should have said is:

58% of women would give there phone number to an average joe if they are drunk, or 2 drinks away from drunkdom.

The only time music would be a factor is if said woman and average joe are at a rave and she is on 2 tabs of X.

Get with it captivate.