If you don't want to hear the answer

Don't ask me the fucking question.

Don't ask me if you should date a married man, because the answer is going to be a big hell to the fucking no.

This is the question that was asked to me at the gym today. From a woman that is always in the locker room when I am getting ready after spin chatting about her love life. The woman is a serial dater, constantly trying to find Mr. Right. Going on dating sites (i think she is on 3 of them), begging friends and family to set up up with men, etc, etc.

She was talking about this one guy and her friends were like, "no, no, no.."

Curious I pop my head over to where they are and say "so what loser did you date now?" She proceeds to give me the full details on him - he sounds pretty great..then she tells me he's married...pfft. Idiot.

"What do you think? Should I date him?"

I explain, no you can't do that. How can you even ask that question thinking any woman would support you? That is disrespectful to woman everywhere. Yes all is fair in love and war, but once someone gets married they are off limits (yes sometimes fiances are fair game), think about the other woman would you want that to be you? A random fuck maybe, but a relationship??

I was told then, "well he is leaving his wife for me! You don't understand!"

I stared blankly for a second, a long second, let her suck in my "your a fucking idiot" face. I then replied "enjoy a relationship of secrets and misery, hiding and hotel rooms, to eventually be left on the side of the road when he tells you he is staying with his wife. That is what pretty much always happens."

The response I got was classic: "bitch."

"That may be true, but I rather be a bitch than a fucking moron who is a disgrace to women everywhere, dontcha think? If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask me the fucking question."

One less person to say hello too. So sad.