Uh no. Just no.

Um excuse me...John Mayer?

Hi how are you? Good? That's great, I don't really care.

I'm just here to let you know one little thing. "The situation" you are not. You have no business lifting up your shirt for a camera. Especially when you are standing next to someone who is rocking a 12 pack.

Now at one point I know you were looking pretty good, somewhat svelte no? Because, for a fleeting moment I was thinking I would totally bang you.

Well...now...not on your life. You better get back to GTL'ing.