Dear Mother Nature,

Quick question for you.

Why the hell was it fucking freezing today? Hmmmm? Hum hello? Maybe you forgot but its August. Not October. August. It should be hot as fucking balls right now. You know how it has been since - oh I don't know - May!

Listen, you and I usually get along, last summer we totally broke up when you had it rain for 21 days straight (21 fucking days!) I have been very happy this summer so we got back togethet, even though I have been sweating like a maniac, you know I love the summer, the sun, the heat everything about it. Who doesn't? - fucktards that's who - who doesn't love being tan, sitting outside for drinks or lunch, wearing shorts, girls is short dresses, shall I go on?

Now I know I could have worn jeans today but why should I have to?? Its August. AUGUST! I refuse to wear jeans in August. Its dresses or shorts (gotta give em leg no? I work hard on them might as well flaunt em) so of course I was shivering all day today. The no sun I could deal with but the fucking monsoon winds? Really? They were like ice cutting through my veins and I no likey.

Not at all. Now I see that it will be like this for the next few days. Don't fuck up my weekend. There are not many summer weekends left and you know I like to tan. Maybe you didn't get laid, or are PMSing. I don't know and frankly I don't care. Get over it, and do your job properly.

Sincerely yours.

me
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