Don't be jealous

Even though you will be when I tell you....that I am on vacation starting in 20 minutes and will not be returning to work for 2 weeks!

Thank god. I'm totally about to burn out. The summer is supposed to be slow, but it hasn't been slow for me at all - really since December. Maybe I had a quiet day or week months ago but that is loooooooooong forgotten at this point.

Of course I will be working remotely the entire time I'm sure because my clients are crazily retarded, but whatevs I can sleep in and not come into the office.

And don't worry! I will not be vacationing from my blog. I plan to write a hell of a lot for you guys.

First order of business? Get the fuck out of here in 20 minutes to spin and then go home, sit on my couch with a wonderful refreshing drink in hand (soco on the rocks with a lime - not lime juice good god no that's just wrong) and watch the Jersey Shore.

Yes I'm addicted to it, why the hell wouldn't I be? How could you not be? Anyhoo I digress the point of this post is to gloat that I'm on vacation and your not.

Nanny nanny poo poo.