Where do my socks go?

It never fails. Every other time I do laundry I lose a sock.

I don't get it. I take my clothes out of the washing machine and double check to make sure that there are know stragglers or escapees..there of course are none. I dump it all in the dryer and once its dry I take it all and drop it in my laundry bag. Again I double check so there's no man (in this case sock) left behind. There is none.

So how the fuck is it possible that after I fold all my clothes and put it all away there is a single lonely sock? Do they actually pull off a jail break during the drying cycle? Is some one stealing socks from me when I leave the laundry room?

The only thing I miss from my past life is the washer and dryer in my house. I never lost a sock in 3 years. Now i'm down to 3 pairs of socks. Is it that big of a deal in the summer? Yes and no.

It's not a big deal unless I want to wear dirty/sweaty spin socks to the gym.