A disclaimer would have been nice.

You know, I honestly feel like people should come with disclaimers. Like a little note safety pinned to them that mentions that one really important piece of information such as (I'm a raging cunt!, Hello Bipolar!, I'm a weak minded individual, Stalker, Horrible kisser!, 7 toes on foot, etc etc.).

You don't agree? Really? Because these said notes would probably really help you out in the end. Such as you meet a guy, bring him home and he has a tiny dick. That'd be a nice disclaimer no? If he'd say - after you invited him back to your place - "I will totally come but I should warn you, I have a tiny dick."

That happened to someone I know. Let me tell you a little story about it shall I?

She met a guy, gave him her number and wound up meeting up with him the next week. The plan was to meet for drinks. About an hour into chatting with him over drinks she realizes that this is not the guy for her - boyfriend wise.

But he's cute and tall so she figures - fuck it - I will have him buy me a few drinks, dinner and then I will take him back to my place maybe he can end up in my rotation.

Side note - rotation just like a pitching rotation where you have about 5 guys that you bang so that you can rotate them on a once a week basis (so you see each once a month) and you don't get sick of them - nor they of you.

They make out a bar and he is a good kisser. And we all know what that makes one assume - if they kiss good they have to be good in bed - at least decent so that you figure you'll at least get off.

This was not one of those situations.

She brings him home, it is getting hot and heavy, he takes off his pants....and its tiny. Two inches hard.

WTF? Now I am sorry, that totally sucks for you guy but a warning is warranted in this situation.

So they do the deed and once done she says "feel free to let yourself out, the door locks automatically behind you."

She woke up the next morning, and he is still there.

"Morning."

"What are you still doing here?"

You would think that would shame him even more and he would bust out. But NOOOOOOO. Fucker took his time. Commenting on the view, how the apartment feels so zen, yadda, yadda, yadda.

She stood at the foot of the bed and said "yea listen you've gotta go, I have shit to do."

Eventually he left. Granted the time it took him to leave was only 10 minutes but it felt like an eternity.

But what the fuck guy? You don't know you have a tiny dick? You know you do. Don't fuck around, you should have gone full disclosure on that shit. Your dick is tiny you know it and most likely you can't do anything with it.

It's a real cock tease (pun intended) to not say anything before you take off your pants.

Little dicked men everywhere listen up - prewarn in advance. You come across me I will tell you to get out of my house with that little tiny tail wagging between your legs.