well that was weird.

So last night after spin I'm in the locker room getting dressed (don't worry this isn't a story about a bug on my foot, I know you think that's where this is going but I promise it's not) when I guy walks in.

Or what I thought was a guy. It was not - it was of course a lesbian. But I clearly thought it was a guy and turned around to scream - thank god I stifled it that would have been awkward!- and then realized no.

Let me explain why, the woman walked into the locker room with her button down shirt fully unbuttoned. Her boobs were super flat so this made me assume it was a guy. Now I am wondering, is she walking down the street like that? Because there is no way she was able to unbutton the whole shirt from the moment she stepped in to when she got to me, and I think it would be extremely bizarre of her to start unbuttoning said shirt the moment she walked into the gym right?

So that led me to one conclusion - she is walking down the street like that. Now is that even legal? Maybe it is because she looks like a man? - No seriously she does, and whatever I don't care but she could go into the men's room and no one would think twice. But if she is walking down the street like that is she even worried if there is a breeze and her shirt opens up and her flat boobies are there for all to see? Maybe not? I mean maybe she doesn't always do this yesterday was a really hot and humid day , and..

I gotta stop talking about this. I don't know why I care about it but I really thought she was a fucking guy and everything I just wrote I was thinking of the rest of the time I spent in the locker room.