Three strikes and your out!

I need to find a new gym.

It's a 3 strikes and your out policy. And when I say strikes I mean bugs.

Today I decide to go to spin at noon to get my last spin in for the next week (seriously just writing that makes me want to cry) get changed then start walking out.

A women had came in after me and and as I am walking out says to me : "You're not going to leave me here with that are you?"

"What? What the hell are you talking about?"

"That right there. That bug."

"uhhhhhh....I can't deal with that. At all."

"Ok don't worry about it, you can go enjoy your work out I'll get someone to kill it."

"No it's ok, you go get someone and I will watch it."

"Are you sure?"

"Not really....but I can't leave you with that...that...what is it???

"A roach."

"Oh god...hurry up."

She runs out gets someone to kill it.....

All the while I am standing staring at this roach (oh good god! GAHHHHH!) waiting for her to come back...it feels like and eternity....)

A guy then FINALLY! comes in to kill it. The fucking thing never moved....

He comes in says "it's ok to come in?"

"YES YES!" I respond. He walks in with other lady behind him. And she whispers "did it move?" I respond; "no."

"I think its dead."

Guy swiftly stomps it with his foot and sweeps it into his dust bucket. She asks "Was it dead?"
He responds "yes, but be glad it was, it flies...."

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? YES I AM WRITING IN ALL CAPS! FIRST A ROACH, THEN A HORNET, NOW A FLYING FUCKING ROACH!!!??????"

FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M SWITCHING GYMS. I CAN'T TAKE BUGS....