yes yes I know I have neglected the five of you that read this blog well I do have a day job you know. feel free to pay me my salary and I will devote all my time to this....anyway on to part deux of "Why I hate hipsters"they have ruined me on flannel. you heard me correctly, they've ruined me on flannel.
I like flannel. it's soft and cuddly, warm and makes me think of big strong men that could carry you over their shoulder while they chop down a tree. ( well it does! )
that was until hipsters came into town. now I just think of skinny aneorexic pussies when I see a flannel shirt and that's mainly becuase that is who is wearing it.
and they were them in the gayest fucking colors (like their ankle raping jeans) pink, bright blue, yellow... they're not even proper flannel like dickies either! oh no those pieces of crap can't afford that they're from fucking forever 21 or h&m. weak fucking sauce my friends. weak fucking sauce.
I have a few good flannel shirts. I like to use them as layers in the winter so I'm warm and cozy. but I can't because the moment I take off my coat and the flannel is seen the hipsters flock thinking I'm one of them, or non hipsters think stare me down like I'm one of them.
so thanks hipsters just another fucking article of clothing you fucked us over with.
