I want a fucking pony.

Ok, this has been on my mind for a while.

I want a fucking pony.

My bestie (who will remain nameless) who is my cousin (who will remain nameless) is have a baby wedding (read = christening for her first born) 

Now I am going to skip the whole god/religion bit and go straight to:

WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING PONY?!?!?!?!

There is a D.J. 

There are CLOWNS

There is FACE PAINTING

There is a dinner that is set up like a WEDDING

Where is my PONY?

I don't ask for much. But I would like a pony,

Now J, you can be mad, but at least there are no pictures to this post. Hey we are family, you are used to my hijinks. And he is my nephew (not 2nd cousin)

Yes I know I have been told, when he is older, for his birthday there will be a pony. I don't believe that. I think you are lying to me. 

Lying to me, just to keep me quiet.

Didn't work now did it?

Kids are scared of clowns. We want a PONY!!

Yea I know

I haven't posted in forever...

well guess what? I'm dealing with some heavy duty personal shit. Shit I'd like to talk about but would probably fuck me over at some point.

So to the 9 followers I have....i'm sorry. I got nothing.

how fucking sad is that.

Im not on perez, or dlisted, reading the paper, etc I have no fucking clue what is going on in the world. Hell NYC could be bombed while Im in it and I wouldn't know it.

Maybe I should grow some bigger balls and talk about it huh? 

If you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.

I'll tell ya

I haven't watched SNL for years (if you don't know what SNL stands for you're a fucktard) because it pretty much sucks. But I was with friends last night (Whats up Vanessa!?!?!) and we watched it a bit.

Pretty fucking funny I tell ya, though its probably only because there was a Samberg skit and Madonna was on.

Oh and Lady Gaga, pretty fucking blazing performance. Check it out on you tube, and yea i'm too fucking lazy to link the video to this post.

This is just too easy

This is the cover of the deflated erection calendar. I don't know about you but I am totally going to go with this one over the usual NYC fireman calendar.

Me personally, I prefer the company of deprived, woman hating, wish I had a penis thinking women when I am marking birthdays on my calendar. Don't you?

Though Man Coulter doesn't wish for a penis as she already has one.

What the fuck is this???

Now, you all know how I feel about crocs. I have mentioned my hate for these hideous creations a few times. But now I have been made aware about these.

Croc shoes with heels??? Are you people kidding me?? These shoes above are hideous. Disgusting, gross, ugly, need I say more?

Anyone wearing these should be shot on site.

Why????

Do not. I repeat do not click the link for crocs advertising on my page.

I can not approve anyone anywhere looking to buy crocs.

If you are on this blog and want crocs....GET OFF NOW

Shout out to Mary!!!

check my girls link out

http://www.ceceliawestgallery.com/

seriously do. it. now.

hearts my girl.
xx

Yes I know

I have not been good with posting this last week...well you know what people? I have a job. A job that pays my mortgage...

If you all start reading my blog I can then retire on money I earn and blog from home in my p.j.'s (which are pretty sexy btw)

but no your not...reading my blog that is..so you gotta start putting up with sporadic (thats a big word) posts.

in all honesty there is nothing out there at this moment ruffling my feathers right now....plus im kinda tired..what say you alicia?


xoxo blogger girl.

p.s. i'm so over gossip girl this year.

Seriously? WTF?

So I was just reading in AP, (yea i'm smart I read AP) that Sara Palin's new book coming out on November 17th is a best seller in pre orders....

Are you fucking kidding me?? Sara Palin a best seller?? really? Ugh. What are you people thinking? Do you really think she has got something important or smart to say?

What is this book about? Letting your teenage daughter get pregnant because you won't talk about safe sex? Or letting your teenage daughter get pregnant because your an absentee mother and she is acting out? Or about geography? Pitbulls that wear lipstick? Anyone got a good reason she should write a book??

How to succeed in a sham of a marriage? Just asking..I'm curious really To me, there is nothing she has got to say that I haven't heard before (you know from the right wing). Mrs. Palin you are a poor excuse for a woman and really should be shot on site. I think you should be let to run free in the wild and have people hunt you from helicopters...like the wolves you hunt.

Now if this book is about sex scandals on the campaign trail with her and McCain well then I would totally buy this shit.

Oh and FYI, if you are going to pose for a picture in a bikini (with a gun no less) get your body in order. Just saying...